i found out that the muscle rub from dollar tree works on my arm. as i found my old tube of it recently. but there are pros and cons ( Read more... )

Whats hilarious about this is how many fuckers keep saying to me still that this will never happen. Well it is going on RIGHT NOW ( Read more... )

SO the other day I had the thought about My Little Sea Slug. I mean real sea slugs are already more colourful than a herd of My Little Ponies. so would their Pony analogs be in beige and clay and taupe?

My Little Sea Slug
My Little Sea Slug
They come in Taupe, Cream, and Beige
My Little Sea Slug
My Little Sea Slug
Shades of brown are all the rage

So when i showered today i mixed some of this bodywash/shampoo for MEN with some AXE that was left in there. I am now so manly that prolonged exposure to me will give chest hair to women and make kittens develop huge biceps. I am pretty sure if i poured a beer in a glass not only would it get a full foam head but the glass would grow a beard. As it ( Read more... )

So i hid for the heat wave. which killed most of the plants i planted on purpose. well at least did grievous bodily harm to them and only murdered a few. However the weeds (i define weeds as quick growing non edible non medicinal plants that strangle out other plants or overgrow them so quickly as to smother others.) grew like bamboo. In fact one ( Read more... )

well again from the bottom of my impacted colon i say weather... fuck you. My street front garden looks like it was hit with dragon breath. even with watering at night. I missed last night and the garden is over half dead. if anything recovers it will be a miracle. as much as i love having it there and using the unused space i keep thinking at some ( Read more... )

Lord my garden outfront looks like it has never seen water. i am so damn glad this heat wave is supposed to be ending. Also cleaning all week and doing the ferret cage seems to have borrowed all my spoons for today. I hurt everywhere all over. almost flu like. but we do have a big front coming through tonight too so that might be part of it. I hate ( Read more... )

well that was an interesting day. Got a package from LadyApple27 with plants and candles and gum and apple slices and stuff. and then watched as the sky took on a delicious shade of apocalypse. It really was an awesome colour. then the tornado and rains so hard i could not see more than 7 feet out a window. (our house front is right on the sidewalk ( Read more... )

for one huge reason. Everything i have as power outage backups keeps failing me miserably. All my hand crank devices have totally dead rechargable batteries in them so will not hold a charge. the shake flashlight broke a wire. The generator has no gas. the cord for charging my storm station is dead. I cannot find my box of batteries. Yeah getting ( Read more... )

So yeah. I guess i should do this here and maybe on FA when it is back up. but here goes ( Read more... )