I got placed in Facebook jail again. Can't use my pages or anything for 30 days. This time it was because of a post in my Assignments For Crazy People page.
It's the dumbest thing. The page is full of things that I wouldn't advise any sane person to do (hence the title) like making yourself a soup out of Raid flypaper, but I got in trouble for an ( Read more... )

If I knew I would never have a girlfriend, and only get hit on by creepy old hags, I would have spent less time exercising and more time eating. At least I'd be fat as the women at christian mingle and okcupid, and maybe I would have died of covid instead of having to live through it.

All the good opportunities in my life are passed. I only have heaven to look forward to now. I can't wait for my life to end.

If I made a post about me being single on Facebook, one guy on my friends list would, no doubt, tell me I need to lift weights and go to bars to get chicks. However, if I drink enough, I'll probably end up in bed with some old hag.

At church camp, I was taught how to go about sex and relationships in a biblical way that pleases God. However, nobody ever taught me how to get a girlfriend.

I care about overweight women (I know quite a few at work and church, and we're friends) but when I pick them up on dating sites, they complain that I'm not being romantic enough with them. Is it so wrong or sinful that I don't want to jump their bones?

1. If the moderators have to approve every single change you make to your profile, why can't the damn assholes go the extra step and tell you if there's something you wrote or posted that makes you the ultimate pariah on the website? If all the attractive females on the site don't want to touch me with a ten foot pole, I want to know why, but ( Read more... )

I suspected that they would charge you for three months of membership all at once, but you can't find out until you're on the screen where it puts in the credit card details. I purchased a Greendot card for the occasion, to make sure they didn't overcharge me, but the precaution is unnecessary. They DO warn you in advance that they will charge ( Read more... )

I saw a car with a bumper sticker that complained about how nobody is solving the overpopulation problem. I looked in the window and saw the person had three kids ( Read more... )

I heard about a guy who insulted a chubby girl on a plane, and how people stuck up for her. That girl was actually cute looking ( Read more... )