The girl reminded me of my best friend, my male best friend. One of the things that bothers me about my best friend is that he likes to steer the car with his knees. It seems to be a delivery person technique (both she and my friend work delivery jobs), a delivery person technique that could end in a fatality ( Read more... )

The girl said that I didn't hug her right. According to the Five Languages of Love, some book I guess I was supposed to read, my hug didn't show as affectionate or something ( Read more... )

"Call 342-GOOD
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For more good news
Call Mr. Good Rents!"
Why does nothing come up when I search for this song lyric?
Also,
"If you want it now,
get it now
Let Avenue Rentals show you how!
Avenue rentals!"

I think a lot of the gay rights movement is just a backlash against African American civil rights. White people feel disenfranchised by black people taking positions they used to control in the fifties, they perceive them getting too many rights, too much leverage over them, so they start pushing sexual orientation issues to get the territory back

One thing I forgot to mention about gay marriage. There's a whole financial issue involved. They like how wives in straight marriages can steal a whole fortune out from under their dead husbands. Also, they want to milk money out of government assistance programs, as they did in the movie Chuck and Larry ( Read more... )

Maybe gay people don't want to be gay, they just can't figure out how to get a girlfriend they are physically attracted to, to actually love them in return, which leaves them scraping the barrel. They find the only women that actually want them are hideous, they get tired of all the rejections, so they just give up ( Read more... )

I was going to give Roseanne the benefit of the doubt and not judge her by physical appearance alone, but her creative direction on her new show (and by proxy, her mind) is just as unpleasant as her face.

If I don't end up dying homeless, I'll probably die alone in my apartment, people finding out what happened to me only after they start noticing a bad smell. The cause of death probably will be something that could have been easily prevented, if I had someone like a wife or a son to take me to the hospital. I have so much to look forward to in my

Today I learned that I pretty much need a GPS just to find my ass with both hands. I drove down Shawnee Mission Parkway, tried to turn around in a church and ended up on Nall going all the way across town and through the Plaza just to get back to Shawnee Mission Parkway ( Read more... )

I don't remember ever doing this, but apparently I told grandma that "I'm not worth much." As I've gotten older, I realize that it's true.