The title of the website kind of implies that it's not great at being a Cupid, it's just "okay", and a lot of girls on the site look like Cupid ( Read more... )

In the film, "A Quiet Place", a monster attacks anything that makes a loud noise.
I think the movie's title should be changed to "My Dad at Eight O' Clock In The Morning."

I dish out brilliant quotes
On the blogger board of broken links
Guess who leaves me notes?
Yes, I'm the only one and I blog alone

When I was in my teens, my religious leaders told me to save my virginity til marriage. What they didn't tell me is that if you wait too long, the only virgins you'll find are mentally unstable fat chicks ( Read more... )

I got to where I am today, career-wise, by burying my dreams and picking whatever job was available to me. I "faked it until I made it" and eventually got to enjoy the job that I never thought I'd ever be doing, or wanted to do ( Read more... )

When girls on TV tell a guy to "be himself," it's all right because he's handsome and clever. In real life, girls only want you to "be yourself" so they can get a guy like the one on TV, and avoid creeps like you.

In Crue Ball: Heavy Metal Pinball, you can:
A. Smash a bust of Beethoven.
B. Speak with a Lizt.
C. Eat a bowl of Schubert.

Every time I think about this ad, I wish that B and C were options on the actual video game.

There was a TV movie that came out roughly the same time as the new color Hitchcock Presents in the eighties. I remember this because I keep confusing it with the "Final Exit" episode, where a woman tries to break out of prison by faking her death ( Read more... )

I just discovered my free connection is only good for the basics, hence why people decline to comment on my videos. The are choppy. Again, on the internet, no one will tell you if your fly is open.

I spent a month working on a Youtube video. A lot of hard work. I posted a link to it on facebook and got five or six likes ( Read more... )