THE TRAGIC SPINSTERS

I promise that a nice, long, amusing post is coming tonight...

Old man #1 has me on an emotional rollercoaster, and you know how much I hate those damn things ( Read more... )

Dear Mystery Emailer,

Hilary and I took your quiz - we did it the first time together, the second time, I took it by myself. I am rather intrigued. Please do reveal yourself as I am looking forward to adding another ho to my stable. Um, wait, I mean, I am looking forward to getting to know you.

-Puzzled and very amused Alexis

"...That's it! Drunk Abraham Lincoln, Get down off that roof!"

"...I against I, Flesh of my flesh, And mind of my mind, Two of a kind but one won't survive, My images reflect in the enemies eye, And his images reflect in mine the same time...

Right here is where the end gon' start at ( Read more... )

Thank you Lord for putting the right people around me when I need them. Thank You for lifting me up when I'm falling ( Read more... )

I have a huge, HUGE entry just waiting to flow from my fingertips to this page... Alas, I have no time to just let it go. If I get all my errands, studying and reading done today, then I promise I will write something nice and long ( Read more... )

Damn. High School kids just get naughtier and funnier. I read this in some kid's livejournal and laughed for at least 10 minutes.

Thank you Lord for punk ass pot heads.

"...all i want to do is drown my sorrows with a big tall glass of Gentleman's Jack and smoke it away with some dank."

Nuff Said.

Yes, I thank you very much, I am more than well aware that the person I was pissed at did not read last night's entry. I didn't want him to. I needed to say what I needed to say. Venting is cathartic and I was too fucking tired to keep my "pissed-off-ed-ness" inside.

If my motherfucking computer would let me "unfriend you," I WOULD! I have been trying to grant your request since you first made it known that you wanted to be "unfriended" So, hold in the bullshit for another 12 hours when I can get to another computer ( Read more... )