It's true! I just asked Nicki if she knew what "skeet skeet" meant... and she didn't!

Dave Chappelle is a socialogical genius.

I can't wait until Spring Break... I write in this damn journal too much now.

If I were still on AIM, I would've made this an away message...

Overheard in PABW Stress Relief Study Break and said with complete seriousness while holding a stress level indicator:

"Tip Drill. I need a Tip Drill... Ah, yes. See, now it's back to normal."

OK, maybe it isn't funny written down, but hearing it was HI-larious.

News on Older Man #2:

We may have to retire his old ass because he has exceeded the 3 strike limit.

Past Strikes Against him:
-Is Short
-Has mad dorky friends (is kinda dorky himself)
-Hangs out with ugly girls

Newest Strike:
-Is Stinky (at least he was earlier today according to an inside source)

This morning I broke Club Single Rule #1 - I played myself.

Damn.

Quote of the night ( Read more... )

At least I'm real about it ( Read more... )

I was just having a conversation with one of my friends about how I'm feeling right now. I spoke with him because I was feeling confused, and finished the conversation feeling like a big loser. Issue #1 ( Read more... )

You bring me joy ( Read more... )

I'm sorry it's taken me 2 months to update, but I promise I'll do it tonight.

I went to bed last night around 8pm... so I don't have any interesting Dean's Date wildness stories to tell. I apologize for my boringness. Now it's time for me to grab some breakfast, and go back to sleep for another hour or so. Sorry for the boring entry, I promise I'll get back into the cool/thought provoking stuff soon.