someone told me this- i can't recall who.


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it is a scientific fact that reading leads to witchcraft and lesbianism. fact.


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"We’ll have a dictatorship soon in the US... and don’t expect Barack Obama to save it." Gore Vidal(paraphrased), The Times of London September 30, 2009 ( Read more... )

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most who may read this probably do not know i live a secret life in an alternate universe as a professional baker and pastry chef ( Read more... )

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"When i finally talked to [Karina's father] one of the first things he said to me was, 'What am i getting back?'[.] I was floored. I explained,"You're getting her upper torso. You're getting her beautiful face." - Detective Tommy O'Leary, Boston Police Department quoted in the Boston Herald ( Read more... )

now that the federal government can "tax" you for non-activity and "tax" you to force compliance to the will of private for profit companies to buy their shit whether you want to or not, are we sitting at the wake, mourning the death of the Republic and our freedoms, or the birth of the second american revolution ( Read more... )

"I can only hope that someday, someone gets the opportunity to choke you unconscious 48 times so you can live through the horror you put our daughters, our sisters, our mothers through. And then, sometime after that, whether it be the 51st, the 60th, the 63rd or whatever, you won't know when it's coming -- that they choke you til you're dead, stand ( Read more... )

oh, baby....

"How 'depraved' penguin sex acts shocked polar explorerAccounts of unusual sexual activities among penguins, observed a century ago by a member of Captain Scott's polar team, are being published in full ( Read more... )