The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
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Your Hair Should Be Orange
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Your mom is so stupid, she tried to use the Pythagorean Theorem to solve an obtuse triangle!

Your mom is so fat, when she jumps, astronomers have to recalculate the Hubble Constant!

Your mom is so dumb, she read the previous two jokes and laughed!

Very cold. I bought a ski mask recently, and while it does a great job of keeping my face warm, it makes me look like a terrorist, and that makes me real self-conscious. I'm not an intimidating height, but one of these masks could make Shirley Temple look menacing. On a simple walk to the drug store the other day, I came up with these rules for ( Read more... )

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"You'd think I was some sort of expert on getting rejected. I actually only have one bad rejection story, from freshman year at college; here are the highlights. See if you can find the point where I should've seen disaster coming ( Read more... )

Your Birthdate: March 19
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i want cake... and a machette... but right now most of all? i want amy and some ample syrup... AND cake... woa overkill

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