[one-shot] You've Got Mail

[akuro_tsuki]

Title: You've Got Mail
Author: in_monochrome
Rating: R for the language
Pairing: implied Kaoru x Die
Words: 1512
Disclaimer: Pure fiction.
Summary: Karou checks his in-box and gets mocked by evil English fanmails.
Notes: I forgot how exactly I got here. I've been spazzing a little with sick_pride and suddenly a weird image popped up in front of the inner eye how Kaoru

Comments

[sick_pride]

Seriously, this is exactly that what I've expected when we made fun of him and his English skills XD

Oh dear, I'm grinning like mad every time I reread it. And I laughed my ass off when I read it for the first time XD Mah, so Kaoru. Just him.

Error messages all across the screen. It occurred to him that it might have been the fanmail that caused this chaos, but then again he couldn't just blame it on a simple mail while there were probably thousands of viruses invading the computer when he was downloading porn.

BEST LINE EVER!

Kaoru vs. laptop... geez, you made my day.

[akuro_tsuki]

Frustrated and overextended? xD That mail is just too much for him.

I'm very happy that I could make you laugh this much and was even able to make your day with my gibberish. *laughs* I really am happy. Thanks for your comment ♥

[fonulyn]

This was totally amazing, dear, made me smile like an idiot! I love how Kaoru is so totally clueless with English and how he's still too proud to give up and to admit that he can't manage it alone XD Priceless. AND I loved the line about downloading porn! Plus the fact that he'd have Die translate it for him the next day ;)

Also, answering to your PM here I hope you don't mind x) It's perfectly fine to be posted in the D/K comm! Even if only implied, the pair is there and so there's nothing that holds you back :)

[akuro_tsuki]

Aw, thank you so much! This now makes me smile like a moron. I'm so glad that you liked it. ♥ And yes, a man like Kaoru would never confess his cloulessness to anyone... else than his lover; haha <3

And alright then. I shall post it there right away :3

[fatal_complexes]

its makes me giggle!!!!!! XD

[akuro_tsuki]

I'm glad it does :3

[serpentia99]

high identification factor: like spanish and myself =)

well done, funny work! thanks for sharing

[akuro_tsuki]

Thank you very much for reading! :3

[kikiyaku]

Omfg, ich liebe es! :DDD
Am besten ist der Part wo er an Multitasking scheitert, ich hab mich so weggelacht, als er sich im Bad eingeschlossen hat um ruhig zu werden.. XD
Aber mit seiner Englisch Vokabel Suche... ich kann es so nachvollziehen! Wenn ich mal in den verdammten Japanisch-Deutsch Wörterbüchern aus der Schule was Suche.. FAIL! Das ist so zum verzweifeln. (>.<)

[akuro_tsuki]

Aww, das freut mich wirklich total das zu hören :3
Haha; ja... Männer sind doch einfach nicht geschaffen für Multitasking. Schon gar nicht Kaoru >D
Sich allgemein am Übersetzen einer Sprache zu versuchen, die man kaum beherrscht, ist oft zum Verzweifeln, nicht wahr?