But that should be f****** obvious.

Hey, Loverboy, you hit like a girl.

Phoned Midori last night. Things are f****** weird, but she fixed me right up.

I see you a******* are posting memes. Well, here's mine.

Give me the names of three people I know. I will pick one to dismember, one to run over with my motorcycle, and one to push off a cliff. They're all f****** goners.

Hey, Lucky! Where the f***'s my cake?

Can't f****** believe you forgot my sweet 16. April 2nd, remember?

It was fun for awhile. Can't believe how many of you f****** losers let me poke holes in you. Usually I have to beat my victims senseless before they let me inflict grevious bodily harm.

Piercing shop is still open for business, only now ya gotta pay. Bring me a pack of smokes. You still gotta buy the supplies and jewelry on your own.

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F*** that was a blast. Picked up a piercing kit and talked Lucky-chan into letting me do his brow. Didn't think the pretty boy would f****** go through with it, but he surprised me.

So now I'm in business. Any takers or are you all f****** pansies?

How 'bout you Niou? You want to look studly? I'll do loverboy for you, too, while I'm at it.

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Lucky told me there's a store half a mile from campus. Looks like I'll be making a f****** midnight excursion. I know I f****** packed more smokes. S***.

Great. Just f****** great. I get back to my room and not only is my f****** lame-ass roommate there, he's got a buddy in bed with him.

At least they f*** quiet.

1.) Reply to this post with five questions you want to ask me. They can be serious or foolish, I don't care! Get personal if you want.
2.) I'll reply to your questions on this journal or in a comment.
3.) Do the same thing with your journal so I can ask you pointless questions

I'm f***ing here. Get the f*** outa here and leave me the f*** alone.