How the Apprentice episodes should have gone, because OMG it would have been fscking EPIC!!!! XD

"Who knows? I might even become like a father to you." Slade commented, slapping the device onto Robin's wrist as the boy stared at it, his eyebrows knitting together angrily behind his mask. Looking back up at the man, his expression just as angry and ( Read more... )

OMG, this just totally made my day, so now I have to share.

Caspia, after a fallen angel pretty much tells her he's going to kill her and eat her heart: "You must be very embarrassed. [...] I would die of shame if I had thousands of years of pictures of me in a diaper with feather dusters on my back." XD

You take my money, yet you continually refuse to give me my fscking download. Kindly go fsck yourself while I find someone else to give my money to from now on, or just go ahead and download it for free (if you keep fscking me over, I'm not going to feel guilty for it).

Sincerely
Rachel

Not sure why... but I'm really missing Bess tonight. :(

This fic is looking pretty awful so far, but this line just made my day, so I have to share it. XD

"At a bookstore a few blocks from Titan Tower, the entire section of vampire romance novels suddenly exploded.

All of Jump City rejoiced."

Leave it to Raven to accidentally destroy the Twilight Saga. Thanks Rae!^^

I miss fireworks.

Every year, over the May 24 weekend and on Canada Day, I want to grab an old blanket and a picnic basket and some glow sticks, and go set up at the park to watch the fireworks. Every year I try to get someone to go with me. And every year I end up sitting in my room, listening to fireworks I can't see from my window, wishing I was ( Read more... )

My iTunes: Please sign in with your password, since you finally installed that update I've been bugging you about!
Me: ...I have a password? When did that happen? And what is it? ...Why do I need to sign in with a password to recharge my iPod??? WHY DID I INSTALL THAT UPDAAAAAATE???

Because this movie is awesome, and I am in love with so many of these lines. XD

Fury: "Well let me know if 'Real Power' wants a magazine or something."

Thor: "Have care how you speak - Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother."
Black Widow: "He killed 80 people in two days."
Thor: "He is adopted."

Thor: "Bilge snipe. You know - ( Read more... )

Ben got to go out with his friends yesterday, for the first time in nine months. So happy I could cry - he's finally getting his life back!

My day so far ( Read more... )