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[alan_shore]

After Disch and Levine, with apologies only to the former.A is for Antics, of which I am fond

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[alan_shore]

Much like its author.

I only wish I'd grasped this essential truth earlier on in life.

[kaylle]

You don't know me, Alan Shore, but I love you :) (In a completely non-creepy, non-stalkerish sort of way, unless you'd prefer it)

[kara_marie]

All I meant was it was really good.

[alan_shore]

I know. I'm sorry I--thank you, Kara.

[kara_marie]

I'm just so beyond sick of being talked down to by people is all.

Yes. My dragons are pointless. Yes. Pageants are stupid. Yes. My interests are pretty lame.

But why do all you people have to be so fucking rude about it? Does it make you feel smarter? It's not HARD to be smarter or more interesting than ME so it's NOT an achievement.

[alan_shore]

Your interests are lame? I just wrote a poem about myself.

Look, Kara, I was teasing. If you want me to stop, I will, but...what I said to you I would've said to anybody else who asked the same question. When I start censoring myself for your benefit, that's when I'll be talking down to you.

[nerdherdchuck]

I loved reading that. It's so Alan. :)

[marvelnotagirl]

Bit long for a personal ad.

[alan_shore]

Shows what you know. It's actually a rhyming algebra problem.

[marvelnotagirl]

Algebra?

Are there cosines involved?

[alan_shore]

That's trigonometry.