These are ones I got in Miami at a place called Phillippe...
"He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth."
"Crowded elevator always smell different to midget."
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
"The word today is Legs...Spread the word."
"Squirrl (this is how it's spelled on the fortune) who run up woman's leg not find nuts
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