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Hey, because we are going to pretentious college soon to do pretentious academic things I made a pretentious academic poster-flyer for what we basely call "Propaganda Movie Night."

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/akgerber/bitch%20please.pdf

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When I first got my AP scores, I noticed that only this year's tests were listed. I assumed it wouldn't be a problem. Waiting further, I noticed that when Carnegie Mellon posted credit, they didn't post any from last year's tests. I stopped assuming it wouldn't be a problem, but I upon contacting Carnegie Mellon I realised it wouldn't be much of ( Read more... )

I suppose this is copyright violation, but it feels oh-so-right!

December 2, 1982, Thursday, Late City Final Edition

SECTION: Section B; Page 1, Column 2; Metropolitan Desk

LENGTH: 656 words

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When you have an abortion, you don't become "UN"pregnant, you become the mother of a dead baby!

http://www.highway18.com/

So, there is this drive-in movie theatre way out in trashy Waukesha-Jefferson-Countyland and I think going there would be an aptly Wisconsin thing to do before college. Anyone up for that, say, tomorrow night?

I just got my report card and, with one A-, it's the best of all worlds grade-wise. That one A- was in AP Terrence, and, had I not slacked off on inane, tedious worksheets in that class I could have gotten a 4.0 and gotten top 3% at graduation. Guess what? I have absolutely no regrets. Fuck busywork.

The t-shirts are done. If you're a senior I'll have them at graduation practice on Friday; I will get to delivering them to younger folks.