Bare your teeth.

[alarmstart]

As I walked down from atop the mountain, a deer burst upon the scene, a mere stone's throw away, and disappeared with a flourish into the heavy underbrush. "What a peaceful scene on such a beatiful morning!" I thought to myself. At that moment, a huge fucking cougar lept forth from the sleeping trees and gave chase to the deer. I let out a

Comments

[guidedbyvenkman]

bravo.

[jonusx]

Now that I am aware of this story's truth, re-reading it imparts a chill! Also, while I am certain your misspelling of "beautiful" was accidental, I think the new word, "beatiful," conveys a likewise goodly meaning, being itself something of a corruption of "beatific," which is no less than a measure of sainthood. Bravo.