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Star Wars #644
Can you believe this is the 644th Star Wars story I wrote, well that might be fake news. Most of the things from the media these days cannot be trusted, but this story is one you can trust. In that the events described in it are true, they happened. This is a story about one Star War that was called the Yavin Crusade ( Read more... ) -
This was a fucking weird one
I am sitting on the couch with my Aunt Yolanda at my grandparents' house, but it is the present day, so they are still both dead. She keeps saying "Look out there (out the front window)! Any minute now, Robert (my grandfather) will be coming home!" and I just say "Oh, well! Maybe!" This goes on for a while. From time to time, she'll stand up, walk ( Read more... ) -
Eastern European Bootleg Non-Articulated AT-AT Commander's Big Mess!
Well, Eastern European Bootleg Non-Articulated AT-AT Commander (Ebnac, for short) had a real hard life. When he was born, his dad thought he was a blue yoda because his paint job was fucked all up, so he put TNT on him and sent him on a raft down river towards the Jawa Junk Dam to try and blow it up, scaring all those jawas.
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Merry Christmas, Star Wars is Over
Well, it was Christmas Eve, and Emperor Pulpy has assembled his friends to decide if they should call a cease-fire to the Star Wars. In attendance was all the Sips lords, I mean Sith lords, and the Imperial guys, like Dark Vader, Dark Maul, Emperor Pulpy, Grand Muff Pie Tarkin, Moff Rebus, M. Bison, Count Doofus, Dark Silly, Commander Jerjerrod, ( Read more... ) -
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Natural History IV
Perhaps the most stimulating topic in the wider debate over prehistoric mysteries has to do with rodents. The good majority of the earliest mammals were rodent-like in general size and appearance, but not until the very late Paleocene are true rodents apparent. These are most likely derived ancestrally from the anagalids, a form of proto-rodent ( Read more... ) -
Natural History III
There is a provocative film making the rounds in video stores across the nation titled "Pterodactyl." Starring MTV Music Video Award-winning actor Coolio (Dangerous Minds, Phat Beach), this picture addresses two issues perpetually at the forefront of salon and symposium discussions throughout the world: Are pterosaurs truly extinct, as left-leaning ( Read more... ) -
Natural History II
Most educated peoples are familiar with that shaggy, lumbering ancestor of the modern elephant, the Woolly Mammoth. However, he was only one member of a large family of prehistoric proboscideans that included the slightly smaller group of animals known as mastodons, as well as the diminutive race of poison-skinned South American protocloids ( Read more... )