Comments | jonusx: Natural History III

jonusx

Natural History III

Jan 11, 2006 13:09

There is a provocative film making the rounds in video stores across the nation titled "Pterodactyl." Starring MTV Music Video Award-winning actor Coolio (Dangerous Minds, Phat Beach), this picture addresses two issues perpetually at the forefront of salon and symposium discussions throughout the world: Are pterosaurs truly extinct, as left-leaning ( Read more... )

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alarmstart January 11 2006, 20:49:05 UTC

Nuh-uh! Pterodactyls would derfinetly eat a man! Dinosaurs are SOO big! Therefore = always hungry (I know you remember the bird size/appetite corallary from lunch class) When you are that hungry, you know you would eat anything! Second, if a volcano emits radioactive particles etc. who knows what effect it would have on any living thing? This requires further study. I mean, I don't know if it was stated that this was a radioactive volcano, but from my knowledge of movies I would say chances are high. Also, a helmet like that sounds pretty cool, and you know any new weapons being built are going to be sweet! Have you seen those new f-22s? They are awesome! I bet that the helmet you wear when piloting the Raptor (coincidence? probably not!) allows telekinetic control over most things, OF COURSE missiles and rockets, and bullets too. At the very least.

alarmstart January 11 2006, 21:15:06 UTC

Ok, Mr. Pitts, prepare to be schooled ( ... )

alarmstart January 12 2006, 20:37:45 UTC

A quick response ( ... )

jonusx January 13 2006, 21:43:26 UTC

Ah, yes, rodentia! I will get ot work on my research immediately! I must consult the venerable "Wikipedia!"

It is from this very source that I learnt of Elvis's guest appearances on "Cheers!"