I jumped on the bandwagon. Here I go expressing myself.

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"BUTCH is a hard working individual who does whatever is needed to accomplish an assignment. He likes to joke that, when something is needed of another department such as Parks, to cut down a tree they come over to cut it down. However, at Sewer, as he is the go to guy, he is given the saw."

Butch is such a joker.

As I walked down from atop the mountain, a deer burst upon the scene, a mere stone's throw away, and disappeared with a flourish into the heavy underbrush. "What a peaceful scene on such a beatiful morning!" I thought to myself. At that moment, a huge fucking cougar lept forth from the sleeping trees and gave chase to the deer. I let out a ( Read more... )

Perusing my e-mail I discovered someone named "Albert" had sent me mail with the subject "Albert Belle". I decided to examine it further, and of course it just provided a link to a dating service. Even when something is recognizable as junk mail, I will take a look if I find the subject the sender is attempting to dupe me with is interesting ( Read more... )

My boss sent me an e-mail today containg this quote ( Read more... )

Today, when I got home from finishing my exam/paper I decided to "treat" myself and I ordered myself a PIZZA which took nearly two hours to arrive. In the meantime I watched my roommates play Mortal Kombat Gold for the Sega Dreamcast. They were unable to complete any fatalities. Then at 7pm I came to work. There have been approximately ten ( Read more... )

I am really fucking tired of people flipping a bitch when they have to pay for something at school. Like I just told a girl that in order to get an article she would need to pay to print it her damn self, and that it would cost less than 2 bone-notes. She fucking started throwing a tantrum like a 3 year old human, and insisting that "that is not ( Read more... )

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Today, after hearing Greg Em speak on the game "Millions of Millions" I decided to win the lottery tomorrow. A "cool" 60 million bone-notes. So tonight at work I went to the Ohio Lottery website in order to plan my victory. I stumbled across the "website" for all of the instant games, and I must say, some of their names are great. You've got ( Read more... )

D. Rich recently spoke on the weak state of the LJ community. I cannot speak for all the other faggots, but I actually have nothing to say to you queers. I will post a post that you can use for every day until further notice. Today I am going to drag myself out of bed twenty minutes before my first class. I will have slept 0-2 hours prior to ( Read more... )