I just checked my e-mail and the long awaited "Bill Gates/Lawyer" message has finally arrived! It is very long and gibberish, but I will post it anyway for those who care to read it
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As i said, it is too bad the warranty expired on your mom. I liked her a good deal when we were tykes. However, the time has come to help her out, and i think you know what i mean by "help her out."
Also, in case this all pans out, I have forwarded this email to every living person i know, so if it turns out to not be, you know, a completely nonsensical scam, me and your mom will be drinking expensive mixed drinks on a private beach somewhere while the rest of you were too scared to get in on the damned ground floor.
Also, this must be a chain letter right? I see no way for anyone to actually make some sort of profit off of the fools willing to forward this shit out.
Do'nt be so quick to dismiss this scheme. In 2000, when Internet Explorer merged with General Motors, Bill Gates stood to loose US$14,000,000,000 if he didn't give 84% of his fortune to charity. That's US$17838L76743823,0000,00!!! So obvously it would be worth it for Bill Gates to give away that money. I KNOW THE LAW, and it's true. Folowing Rax's merger with IMAX next week, you WILL be able to collect $125.78 for every e-mail you read. That's money in the bank, just for surfing the web. Work at home, never deal with a boss again!
Thanks for your time, and I urge you take advantige of this!!! What have you got to loose?
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Also, in case this all pans out, I have forwarded this email to every living person i know, so if it turns out to not be, you know, a completely nonsensical scam, me and your mom will be drinking expensive mixed drinks on a private beach somewhere while the rest of you were too scared to get in on the damned ground floor.
Also, this must be a chain letter right? I see no way for anyone to actually make some sort of profit off of the fools willing to forward this shit out.
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That's US$17838L76743823,0000,00!!! So obvously it would be worth it for Bill Gates to give away that money. I KNOW THE LAW, and it's true. Folowing Rax's merger with IMAX next week, you WILL be able to collect $125.78 for every e-mail you read. That's money in the bank, just for surfing the web. Work at home, never deal with a boss again!
Thanks for your time, and I urge you take advantige of this!!! What have you got to loose?
Pearlus Sanborn
CEO Disney Corp-USA
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