Having been busy in the basement these many months, I decided I should take a walk outside and see what other insanity may have happened while I was busy ( Read more... )

I put down the scalpel and bone saw, then cover the eviscerated bodies with a cloth and put them back in cold storage.

I put the finishing touches on the scroll of research that I am doing and put it away with a great deal of satisfaction.

It is as I thought. I do so love being right.

I glance at the star chart next to me. Just how long have I ( Read more... )

*SIGH*

*I look around at mountains.*

Cold. Windy. Full of trees. Wargs in the lower woods. Orcs in the tunnels. Dwarves... somewhere in the dark.

Not a whole lot to work with here.

*I continue looking around. I spy a large eagle flying over. Then another. And another. Curious, I decide to follow the eagles up the mountains. I soon ( Read more... )

*Awoken suddenly by large explosion.*

What the hell?

*Stares toward desolation.*

Sigh. Well, that eliminates that.

*Crosses The Shire off the list possible places to take over.*

Damn. And everything was such a pretty green. Although it did have too many smokers, I suppose.

*Stares up at the sky*

Send him to the moon they said. They said ( Read more... )

Who the hell thought that giving mortals powers was a good idea? They are mortals for a reason, after all.

There I was minding my own business in Gondor. I was there looking for ways to exploit sightseeing when suddenly I wake up in the two-bit pyramid prison created by a Maia wanna-be.

*sigh*

I'll give the little bug one chance to prove ( Read more... )

There are so many strange things going on around here. I can't possibly keep track of them all.

Nothing is the way it was. No one seems to know whats going on. People are acting out of character. It is chaos.

Of course, that may not be a bad thing.

Chaos is the harbinger of opportunity.

One moment I'm basking in the reverence of my ensalved adoring masses and the next I'm back here.

When I find out who is responsible for this, I'm going to turn them into something decidedly unnatural.

Bah. Where am I going to find masses to enslave rule lead in this place?