it's kind of late and i'm really tired, but i told myself i would update today and i didn't, so i guess i am stuck doing it now. most of my time lately has been spent at strip clubs "researching for my role." i claim in interviews that my "research" is as professional as possible and not for entertainment, but i was really paid to say that. i do ( Read more... )

will noon took me on a date to avril lavigne's aol for broadband concert tonight. he tried to start a mosh pit, but got yelled at by security. then we danced to complicated and tried to find jesse. everyone there was really creepy, avril has awful fans. i don't feel like elaborating any more, but i will leave you with this: the toilet water at ( Read more... )

happy birthday pierre! i am a day late on purpose. i got you two tickets to see 13 going on 30, i hope you like them ( Read more... )

( i told you i would post about the oc )

i am trying to update more often in hopes of being like benjamin mckenzie because he is cooler than cool. so apparently my awful new hair (and eyebrows, thanks) are for my new movie role as a stripper. how fitting. and this is the comic book version of my character, check out those tits. i'm sure you will all be counting the days until that ( Read more... )

is it just me, or do i look greasy with blonde hair? what was i thinking? even my eyebrows are blonde. i would appreciate it if someone could help me out and make my eyebrows at least visible on my face.

yesterday was my birthday. i'm 23 now, that's sort of creepy when you think about it. i remember when i was a little girl, all i wanted to do was be grown up. i thought i'd never get there. at first, i couldn't wait to be ten, because that's the first of the double digits. then came thirteen, i'd finally be a teenager. sixteen because i'd get ( Read more... )

i am number nine on maxim's hot 100 list this year, how exciting. we all know jessica simpson is number one because of her kahunas. i was watching her variety show last night with my brother, and let's just say he got a little excited during the opening when she was wearing that low cut blue dress. it was funny though, the mmc skit was my ( Read more... )

i'm sad no one recognizes me from the secret world of alex mack anymore. that was one of the coolest shows, wasn't it? i wish i got drenched in gc151 so i could melt into puddles and spy on people. whatever, a girl can wish.

( ooc )