IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO *MEEEEEEEEEE*!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( IT'S MY BIRTHDAY )

Man, I sure have bought/acquired/got as gifts a lot of stuff lately! Here's the haul from the last three weeks-ish:

( you'd better lift your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe )

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It's come to my attention that I am a fat dude. Normally I wouldn't complain, because fat dudes can be pretty funny, but I didn't realize that until recently I used to, oddly enough, be a skinny dude! Look at the proof! And then look at me now. Pretty shocking stuff. I need to drop some LBs Lohan-style. Any tips?


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Allie is AWESOME. Really, really, really awesome. She's the best!

ALBERT IS


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Sup dudes. I DJ'd Tempe Prep's Prom last night. It was fun! For posterity's sake, here's what I played.

( Prom playlist )

So 3/4 of the four Filiberto's I've driven past in the last couple of days have had the "Filiberto's" logo taken down, in exchange for...nothing. They're a bunch of nameless restaurants now. Except the one right across from MCC. What the heck?!

Wow, that "Hollaback Girl" video combines some of my favorite things in one convenient package: high school, butt cleavage, Pharrell Williams, Gwen Stefani's midriff, Asian people...it's almost too good to be true!!

I don't really care for marching bands, though.