I'm so bored at work.. I'm talking to myself about how i would react if i were a little spider monkey in a zoo and some guy came up to me with a battery operated buzzer and buzzed a chunk of hair off my back.. i would pry open the cage and leap on his head, rip chunks of eyebrow hairs out and claw his eye.. then ask him if he likes looking stupid ( Read more... )

Heart for heart ( Read more... )

Lift your fork... pretend they're in jail.