That same guy that just told me to drink more? He sent me this. I have a new favorite picture:


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Best advice I've ever heard. A guy at work said the solution to all of my work stress is to drink more. I really think he's on to something.

Ever seen that movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? It's got that guy in it from the pirate movie and the chick in it from addams family. I just saw that movie for the first time. That movie rules. I wanna be that Duke guy. He really knew how to party. I'd love to wake up in a destroyed hotel room with a dinosaur tale on my but and have to ( Read more... )

I'm back! You can't keep a good drinker down! I got in a might bit of trouble with da man. It seems public drinking is not ok with da man. Hell, it was a public park and I wasn't hurting no one. Johnny Law did not see it that way. Have you ever had to take one of those drinking classes they make you take when they catch you drinking where they ( Read more... )

Summer's prettu much over and we all know what that means. OCTOBERFEST!!! I mean, how many holidays are there that are specifically built around alcohol? Regular holidays don't count. Of course I drink and all for them, but that's just to get tolerance for relatives and all the fake happy people and shit.

What's the best kind of vodka? I've had the expensive stuff like Kettle One, Absolute and that polish one that begins with M. I kinda like McCormicks. I mean, I know it's cheap and all, but at least I can taste something.

I drink and drink and drind but it don't make any of these people any prettier or smarter.

So they had this thing at 5pm at work. I'm not sure what it was for, but I was on my way out and noticed a bunch of food an alcohol in the cafeteria. People were milling around but I just went straight to the beer. I had a bit of the food too. The beer ran out within an hour though so I had to start drinking the wine. I guess it was ok. I had too ( Read more... )

Ok, what is this about? I've read about livejournal in the news about that girl that killed her mother and tried to cover it up. I'm going to give it a try. Livejournal that is, not killing my mother. I don't have any idea what I'm supposed to do though.