Things that are lies.

[alcoholislunch]

I have been to St. Petersburg.
I have driven a dune buggy.
I have climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro.
I have been trapped in a mine shaft.
I have been held in a Turkish prison, for smuggling artifacts.
I speak Danish fluently.
I have lived in a treehouse
I have been to a planetarium on acid.

Comments

[dopexdani]

LIEZ.

[alcoholislunch]

Will ever be a secret agent man?