If I was Hans Christian Andersen I could probably be a lot more enchanting ( Read more... )

What I wouldn't give to be HEALTHY.

When I get over this....thing, whatever it is, I will not go near anyone ever again. I will live in a bubble, and eat gluten-free jesus cookies.

Me and Epicurus?
Yeah, we would have been tiiiiiight.

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- Intelligent
- 5'7"-5'9" (NOT WEIRD AT ALL.)
- Enjoys adventures
- Likes baked goods (delicious cake!)
- LOYAL
- Moderate potential for success
- Clean/smells nice
- Must compliment me frequently even if they do not mean it
- Male/NO LITTLE GIRLS
- Charlie Day?

If only my whole family would fake their deaths, move to montana and live off the grid, my life would be so good.
I could sell all our assets and move the tropics and never look back.

Yeah, that would be pretty sweet.

wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

It's just like regular pool, only we all dress as unicorns.

FOR ME!

I would like to know what the hell is going on, please.

Thank you.

God.