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My life has become inherently retarded.
Shenanigans.

I want a hole in the ground.
I'll decorate it with fine furnishings.
I'll call it home, and throw a party.
I'll add a chimney and a skylight.

When the battle begins, I will board it up.
I will pretend it is a foxhole.
I will shoot anyone who dares come close.

CRAZY

Silly, innit?

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I have been to St. Petersburg.
I have driven a dune buggy.
I have climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro.
I have been trapped in a mine shaft.
I have been held in a Turkish prison, for smuggling artifacts.
I speak Danish fluently.
I have lived in a treehouse
I have been to a planetarium on acid.

Charlie was a boy of ten
He was terribly clumsy and when
One day he made a large mess
He was beaten until he'd confess
His mother grew red
So he chopped of her head
And he never got beaten again.

There once was a man named Chad
Who was a horrible, terrible cad
He ate bright purple plums
And chewed peppermint gum
For really his breath was quite bad

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

-George W. Bush