I wrote girl!Kirk porn today and require a beta. Any takers? I'll gladly return the favor.

It's only about 1400 words.

So I imagine lots of people are with their families having dinner now (or will be soon), but if you're not and you're seeing this post, leave me a prompt and I'll write you a short fic fill. It may be 3 sentences, it may be 100 words, whatever. Any fandom is fine - I'll let you know if I'm not familiar with it. Go thematic for the holidays, or ( Read more... )

Or rather, my ass! Eight tips! Thank you, Kurt Vonnegut!

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
   
2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
   
3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
   
4. Every sentence must do one of two things-reveal ( Read more... )

Title: Turn Away (Enjoy the Silence)
Author: alder_knight
Rating: PG-13, always-a-girl!Kirk/Spock.
Wordcount: ~2k.
Summary: From a prompt by _beetle_: Any pairing, darkish fic, angst is optional. I'd just like it to be inspired by this song. Something heavy, not especially up-tempo. Protag can get the guy or girl or indeterminate, just no giggling and rah-rah and ( Read more... )

(The Z stands for Zeppelin.)

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Check out the 2 meter flying RC starship Enterprise over at Instructables!

TODAY WE HAVE SOME DALEKS. FESTIVE DALEKS, AT THAT. LET US OBSERVE.

Firstly, have some background on the material.

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OKAY GO!

1. Dalek jack-o-lantern!
   
   
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hay doodz. I suck at lots of things, including writing anything at all ever. In short, I have completed the Miserable Fuck portion of WriSoMiFu, but not so much the Write Something. EPIC, EPIC FAIL. 10 minutes a day is evidently beyond my current abilities. *headdesk ( Read more... )

I missed the signup deadline for WriSoMiFu 2010, but a member of my flist (thanks, anodyna!) reminded me that it started yesterday, so what the fuck, I'm totally doing it. I'll make up the last day in December. Too bad I can't actually join wrisomifu this late, but ah well. I figure, I can't commit to 2000 words a day, not with this job, but I CAN kick my ass ( Read more... )

Holy shit, fandom. ANAL SEX: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.


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Tuesday is WHOsday this week, here at Alder Knight's House of WTF. Check it out!

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2. Build Your Own Dalek, circa 1973!
   
   
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