Homoerotic Homophones (or The Day Jim Kirk Let it All Hang Out)

[aldora89]

Universe/Series: TOS
Rating: R
Relationship status: first time
Word count: ~7,000
Plot: crack, humor, romance
Warnings: Oodles of (non-explicit) penises.  Enough crack to kill a hippo.
Summary: A little linguistic confusion goes a long way when the Enterprise runs into a ‘penal colony.’
A/N:  Dedicated to the lovely folks who occupy T’Lara’s Cinema of

Comments

[sineala]

Bwahahaha. Eeeeeeeexcellent.

[aldora89]

That's exactly what I said while rubbing my hands together deviously as I wrote this! Glad you liked! XD

[cannedebonbon]

YOU KILLED ME GOOD. /crying and laughing

[aldora89]

VICTORY. *casually breaks out the defibrillator*

[meine_liebe]

LMAO i missed oblivious kirk. n spock n kirk HGgggggg

thank you for the read :D

[aldora89]

I think I have a subconscious thing for oblivious Kirk - I've written him without meaning to a few times now! Thank you for commenting - glad you enjoyed!

[aldora89]

Ooooh, I've never had an internet before! I dedicate this internet to you for running the cinema in the first place! *bows* So glad you enjoyed! :D

[miltonway]

Fantastic! loved it.

Oblivious Kirk is so funny.

Thanks for the laugh.

[aldora89]

Awww, thanks Milton (and I'm in total agreement about oblivious Kirk - he has so many great brain-freeze moments in TOS)! I'm glad you liked! <3