Homoerotic Homophones (or The Day Jim Kirk Let it All Hang Out)

[aldora89]

Universe/Series: TOS
Rating: R
Relationship status: first time
Word count: ~7,000
Plot: crack, humor, romance
Warnings: Oodles of (non-explicit) penises.  Enough crack to kill a hippo.
Summary: A little linguistic confusion goes a long way when the Enterprise runs into a ‘penal colony.’
A/N:  Dedicated to the lovely folks who occupy T’Lara’s Cinema of

Comments

[tlakht]

THIS. WAS. BRILLIANT.

There were so many funny lines in here that just took me completely by surprise and had me laughing out loud. You executed this story beautifully. I'm so glad I read it!

[aldora89]

Hahaha I'm very glad I amused you! I've never tried a mostly comedic/crack fic before, so it's good to know I got some laughs. Thanks so much for commenting!

[brown_polyester]

I originally read this on my phone, and it's a pain in the ass to comment from there. Then I saw this picture, and it needed to be added to this story.

[aldora89]

I agree! XD Thank you for sharing with the class!

[evasearchin]

Best thing I have read for a very long time!
Loved it. Can't stop grinning.

[aldora89]

Thank you so much! I'm grinning too now! :D

[purplefluffycat]

Hilarious in every way! You've created a full an believable world here, which is every bit as cracky as the various worlds they visit in the Original series! So many laugh-out-loud moments, but my very favourite has to be "My name."!

PurpleFluffyCat x

[aldora89]

You just nailed one of the (many) reasons I love TOS - 100% canon crack. I mean, who's to say they couldn't run into a planet like this, hmm? No stranger than about 1/3 of the episodes... XD

So glad to have amused you! Thank you for commenting!

[scienceblues]

aksgbd okay I have had this buried in tabs for later reading since you posted and I am so regretting taking so long to read it! Continuous laughing at every joke, oh my god. Loved all of Kirk's mental corrections of suggestive words, and Spock finally losing his pants, and oIFGSDHN HE WROTE HIS NAME ON KIRK'S DICK, I AM SO DONE. Favorite crack piece ever, holy hell. Thank you for writing this.

[aldora89]

OMG the buried in tabs thing... I do this all the time. Good to know I'm not alone in my weird compulsive tab-hoarding! Anyway, thanks so much for the sweet comment! This was my first serious attempt at a crack story (oxymoron?) so it's awesome to hear I got some laughs! <3