Homoerotic Homophones (or The Day Jim Kirk Let it All Hang Out)

[aldora89]

Universe/Series: TOS
Rating: R
Relationship status: first time
Word count: ~7,000
Plot: crack, humor, romance
Warnings: Oodles of (non-explicit) penises.  Enough crack to kill a hippo.
Summary: A little linguistic confusion goes a long way when the Enterprise runs into a ‘penal colony.’
A/N:  Dedicated to the lovely folks who occupy T’Lara’s Cinema of

Comments

[eimeo]

"And how about that, there’s a second circlet much lower than the first

[aldora89]

Oh my, I don't know if I have enough space to store all the awards AND the internets! I'll just casually throw my entire wardrobe into the hallway to fit them. :D And it's the least I could do in return for all the nefarious, sadistic hard work you put into your stories for the fandom's bitter tears entertainment!

But in all seriousness, this idea grabbed me like a baby alligator and just kept chomping. I would literally stop writing and close my laptop only to yank it open again five minutes later when yet another penis-related activity slapped me across- err, occurred to me. It was also one of the easiest things I've written in a long time... apparently I have a subconscious attraction to crack

[ariadnechan]

Omg! This was Amazing!

Spock owns Jim's family jewls!!

I loved how Jim really didn't want to stay without pants or participate in orgies like people would believe he want to!

Jim you made me proud!

But i wonder where was Spock? Why was he not with Jim in the morning? This really get me??
Also i want to know what Spock want to do with the jewlery!

[aldora89]

Oh, he certainly does (and Jim knows it)! And I love reversing the stereotypes about Jim, so I'm glad you enjoyed that too. :D

Ah, Spock spent the night elsewhere in the camp, probably as far away from the craziness as possible (you can fill in his own awkward adventures if you want)! And then he woke up late and overheard something about a meeting. He might have watched Jim fall asleep, but he didn't just stay put afterward, you know? I hope it makes more sense now!

As for the jewelry... that may or may not be a future story, depending on how kink bingo goes. ;D Thanks for commenting!

[merkuria]

This was so much fun!

[aldora89]

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed! :D

[isla_verdad]

You are queen of the crack starship - all hail the queen! This was hilarious and a real hoot to read. I loved it!

[aldora89]

Oooooh, thank you so much! I will endeavor to uphold my new title with dignity and- wait, I mean unicorn farts, nudity, and bizarre alien species. *throws glitter everywhere*

[devilishdestiny]

love this fic!

[aldora89]

Thank you! :)