( A BURRITO, A LIFE )

Counter/western in my head but it could also be a Maggie's Farm-style Dylan ripoff.
Probably needs another verse between the second and third.

( 9/11 Was an Inside Job )

Song lyrics
But you won't find me on no endangered species list
I'm something hard to kill, like an elephant

They might only work in a rap song. Also these two lines aren't supposed to rhyme with each other, if you're trying to see how I could think they do.

The movie is about a young monk who gets a small weed plant from a mysterious vagrant ( Read more... )

I'M AN *c* ALCOHOLIC *c*
(hideous anthropomorphic dog in a trucker hat and a flannel shirt, winking)
YOU GOT A *c* PROBLEM *c* WITH THAT??

SO I TOLD MY DOCTOR
(hideous anthropomorphic dog, dangerously overweight, sneering, pointing)
WHAT PART OF "BIG DOG" *c* DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND *c*??

~

Dialogue for a movieI hear this in my head one way but it ( Read more... )

In all of these t-shirts, imagine the punchline in big block letters made to look like they're made out of broken glass. Imagine a font called "Cracked," maybe it really exists. The font you're imagining is the font for the punchlines. I'll put *c* around the punchlines ( Read more... )

This is my idea for a Christian family show in the tradition of 7th Heaven, Touched by an Angel, and the miniseries Left Behind. It is about a man named Christian who wins the lottery and uses his winnings to help people at his local soup kitchen, financially and spritually ( Read more... )

We saw a bloody pigeon wing on the steps down from Sacre Coeur!

The Reppies is an educational musical show for children created by Northstar Entertainment. The series centers around a group of human-like reptile creatures that sing in a music group. It was originally created in 1996 and aired on public television. The show was later re-dubbed with Christian-oriented messages and moved to Trinity Broadcasting

I've had some time to calm down and I feel better. My friends aren't necessarily stupid assholes. It was just very frustrating for me earlier and, you know, I'm a big enough man to admit that when I was saying they're stupid assholes, I was really just being insecure. I'm going to leave that entry up so I can look back again in the future and ( Read more... )