Season 8 Clois Top 50 Moments; Part: I
Parts: I | II
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Season 8 had a lot of awesome Clois moments, so I decided to make a picspam about my favorite Clois scenes.
They are fifty, and i will posted them in groups of five.
Note: Not all the moments include Clark and Lois directly.
#50. Plastique
Lois: Mercer is like a pitbull in prada, she didn't talk to you because of your charming smile.
Clark: I have a charming smile?
Lois: You're about to loose teeth, if you don't tell me what she said.
Clark: Lois, you sound like a jealous girlfriend.
Lois: Jealous? Of you? Please, that would be like Willie Mays being jealous of a bat boy.
#49. Stiletto
Clark: Lois, Chloe told me about the attack. She said you mentioned someone named Stiletto?
Lois: Paitence Smallville. Tomorrow you can drool over her with the rest of the world. I'm fine, thanks for asking.
Clark: Stiletto gave you all these quotes?
Lois: She was talkative.
Clark: Look, I need you to put me in contact with her.
Lois: Get your own hero. I have to respect her request to keep a low profile, it is not everyday that a superhero entrusts me with her phone number.
Clark: She gave you her number?
Lois: Sorry, my eyes only, Smallville.
Clark: Lois, this carjacker took Chloe's computer. If this Stiletto was the last person to see this guy I need to talk to her.
Lois: Look, if you want to help Chloe, why don't you go downtown and talk to the thug they did catch. Maybe, Stiletto left enough teeth in his mouth to rat out his buddy.
#48. Bloodline
Lois: Just like old times. You, me, Guitar Hero Weekends. I'm moving in.
Clark: Really? You didn't like it here remember?. The rooster woke you up every morning.
Lois : Yeah but at least the rooster only crowed once. Try sharing walls with pre-wedding Chloe and Jimmy.
Clark: I didn't need to know that. Do you think it is a good idea that we live and work together?"
Lois: Car pooler's dream. Come on whats the worst thing that could happen, I seeing you in your snoopy boxers?
#47. Infamous
Lois: Great! Thank you! Nice to be back!
Clark: Lois?
Lois: Are you kidding me? Now you show up? The one time I actually depend on you, and you flake on picking me up from the airport?
Clark: I’m really sorry.
Lois: Sorry? Sorry doesn’t buy back the last three hours I spent standing… in a downpour… watching cheesy curbside reunions.
Clark: I can explain.
Lois: You emailed last night to say you’d be there, what do I need to tie a string around your finger myself?
Clark: But, I got held up at… at work. I finished one thing Lois and something else would come up!
Lois: You’re a reporter Smallville, you’re not saving the world.
Clark: I know…I should have called.
Lois: Look I get it. You have other things on your mind, I don’t expect to be the person at the top of your priority list.
#46. Bulletproof
Clark: It is glad that everything is back to normal.
Chloe: So it seems. How are things that now Lana is back in your orbit?
Clark: It is not like that... I think.
Chloe: Clark, things always get messy when you start throwing around the Clark-Lana triangule. And I am speaking for experience when I said that the third point always hurts.
Clark: I'm not trying to hurt anyone.
Chloe: What about Lois?...Yeah it's that obvious.
Clark: Lois is so....
Chloe: Lois?
Clark: Yeah. Since Lana came back it is like she never left. You can't just stop loving someone, you know, just like that, right?
Chloe: I understand the need for closure Clark, just promise me you are not going slam my cousin on the door.
#45. Identity
Clark: I heard about your date last night. Ended with a thud. I'm sorry I didn't get your phone call 'till it was all over.
Lois: I wasn't on a date Smallville. I was deep undercover on a dinner with a psychopath.
Clark: Sounds like your type. Lois, why didn't you tell me you were working on a story?
Lois: If I told you my secret, it would have put you in harm's way. It was for your own safety.
Clark: Thanks for looking out for me.
Lois: You're welcome.
Jimmy: Hey Lois! By any chance did you take a peek at today's front page?
Lois: I certainly did, Jimmy Olsen, I have to say that I've underestimated you. As hard as it is to believe, I was saved now twice in two days. Without a doubt, I'm officially a true believer in this red-and-blue superdude.
Clark: Word from aboce, the mayor's gonna announce the new fire chief at 10 am.
Lois: My days of covering yawner press conferences are all but over, 'cause I have a new mission in life.
Clark: I didn't realize you had an old one.
Lois: I'm gonna use my expert tracking skills and find this camera shy Superhero.
Clark: Really? Good luck with that.
Lois: Mark my words, Clark Kent. I won't stop until I land the first worldwide exclusive interview. Watch me.
#44. Odyssey
Lois: What are you doing here?
Clark: I heard they had good espresso.
Lois: You disappear for a month and come back with a sense of humor?
Clark: I've been tracking Chloe down. The question is, how did you get here?
Lois: Femenine charm.
Clark: Huh!
Lois: Yes, I do have some.
Clark: Great job protecting your short supply of it.
Lois: Why don't you give your stand-up a rest and do exactly what I tell you? That way, we can find Chloe and stay alive at the same time.
Clark: Would you mind not pointing that thing at me.
Lois: God, Clark. I'm not aiming at you. What? I'm not. Besides, it's only your kneecap.
Clark: Well, that makes me feel a lot better.
Lois: Look, I know that you're nervous, Smallville, but you got to remember I grew up around Green Berets and Navy SEAL's, not cornstalks and Jersey cows. You stick with me, I'll protect you. You'll be fine.
Clark: Chloe!
Lois: Out of the way Smallville!
#43. Plastique
Lois: Looking good, Smallville. Clothes make the man who helped me make the front page. Try to hold back the journalistic fervor.
Clark: I'm glad you got your story, Lois, but it took a few more turns than I would have liked.
Lois: So did you, Houdini. You're there one minute, gone the next. We were standing next to an elevator. I don't know why you had to take the stairs.
Clark: Well, I'm sorry that you can't keep up. The important thing is that Chloe figured it out on her own and she's okay.
Lois: Yeah, tell me about it. If she hadn't defused little miss land mine, we'd be fitting her for a coffin instead of a wedding dress.
Clark: When did you hear about the wedding?
Lois: She just called. I can't believe my cousin is getting married. To Jimmy Olsen.
Clark: They're in love, Lois. You should be happy for them.
Lois: Well, at least the rest of us have work. Here. I finished proofing the obit.
Clark: Wow, Lois. Don't hold anything back.
Lois: Those aren't notes of discouragement. They're notes of encouragement. You've got talent, Smallville.
Clark: What?
Lois: Look, when I first started out at the Inquisitor, all I cared about was getting the best stories on the front page.
Clark: Well, it seems like a dream come true.
Lois: Sure, but sitting here now with you, I think I'm more proud that we uncovered the truth than I am over having a headline. Thanks for helping me break the story, Clark. Keep up the good work. You've got a long career ahead of you at the Daily Planet.
#42. Stiletto
Lois: Nothing like a double-frosted bear claw to ease the pain of a flesh wound, right? Oh, and I, uh, didn't know whether you wanted your copies single-sided or double, so I did both, and then I thought, "Hmm, three-holed or no-holed?" And I didn't know, so I did both, which is why there's so many.
Clark: Lois, you didn't have to do all this. But thank you. Looks like you got you cover story after all.
Lois: I guess.
Clark: You guess? The last time your name was above the fold, you held a champagne toast. Is there something about this article that's still bothering you?
Lois: Fine, I admit it. Sometimes, the Lois "Fast" Lane ambition ramps into cruise control and gets away from me.
Clark: Those mob guys would still be on the street if you hadn't come to my rescue.
Lois: Your rescue. Yeah, right. You're the one with the... Smallville, if you hadn't been there to...
Clark: You're welcome, Lois. I hope this means that Stiletto's hanging up her heels for good.
Lois: Gladly. Those heels were giving my blisters blisters. Besides, if Manheim had better aim, you'd be dead. And it was really sweet of you to, you know... Throw yourself in there, but, uh... I never should have put you in danger. It's not like you save lives for a living.
Clark: No, there's only one Red-Blue Blur.
Lois: Honestly, I don't envy the guy. After walking a mile in Stiletto's shoes, I was reminded that I am not cut out for that life of solitude.
Clark: I didn't know there was room for introspection underneath that costume.
Lois: Wow. Look who got grazed by a funny bullet. You weren't gonna eat this, were you?
#41. Instinct
Lois: Hey, I thought you said you were coming in for a landing. What happened to you -- run into some turbulence?
Clark: According to the clock, I'm still two minutes early. Now, what's the hurry?
Lois: Well, I need you to take on some of my workload. This is my second quart of java, and I'm still not firing on all eight cylinders.
Clark: Rough night of sleep last night?
Lois: More like no night of sleep. Jimmy moved in so he and Chloe can save their wedding pennies, but the groom snores like a freight train. I am so jealous of you in that Kent farmhouse all by yourself. So many empty rooms, huh?
Clark: It is pretty quiet.
Lois: You are about as predictable as mullets in NASCAR. One little mention of you living alone, and you start singing the "missing Lana" blues. You know, I hate to be the one to dish out a helping of tough love here, Clark, but Lana is gone for good. Time to get back in the saddle, buckaroo. But this go-round, you need to look outside your wheelhouse.
Clark: I didn't know I had a wheelhouse.
Lois: Of course you do pretty, frilly, damsel-in-distressy. You need to try another scoop of the 31 flavors, maybe a little less sweet vanilla and a lot more wild cherry.
Clark: Let's get back to the work...please.
Lois: Good idea. Bury your heartache in your job. Here, start with this.
Clark: Baby-face broker dies of ticker trouble. How does a healthy 25-year-oldsuddenly die of a heart attack?
Lois: Don't have time to handhold, but the coroner's report said the endorphin and adrenaline levels in his blood were sky-high. You know -- endorphins? They're hormones that are released when the body performs a certain activity.
Clark: Like when you play a sport.
Lois: Or there's another kind of activity two people share -- repetitive motion, builds to a climax.
Clark: Thank you. The police say they found the victim fully clothed.
Lois: What, he didn't even get past first base?
Clark: And the M.E. says the hormone levels weren't only through the roof, they're higher than any normal human body can produce.
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