Season 8 Clois Top 50 Moments; Part: II
Parts: I | II
#40. Infamous
Lois: Some things never change. I’ve been gone a month and you still drive in the granny lane.
Clark: You’re welcome for the ride Lois. Did I mention I missed your ongoing commentary?
Lois: No actually, and aside from asking me what the speed limit was you barely said a word on the way home. Or since I’ve been gone for that matter. Unless you count your three ten second voicemails.
Clark: Lois, you know after the wedding things got a little crazy.
Lois: Things got a little crazy BEFORE all hell broke loose. Let’s face it. Or..Or we could not face it…And just forget that it ever almost happened.
Clark: I think it’s a pretty complicated conversation Lois.
Lois: We don’t have to overanalyze anything now. I’m going to work off my jetlag later on tonight at the café. You want to come by for a coffee, cool, if not let’s just say I get it.
Clark: Okay.
Lois: Okay. See you then. Or not…or whatever…I’m going to work.
#39. Bloodline
Lois: I just came from Tess. I got a raise.
Clark: Why would she give you a raise?
Lois: Because I'm me. Hel-lo!
Clark: Right, but it feels kind of random, doesn't it?
Lois: Hang in there, Smallville. You just have to pay your dues until the boss sees that you can photocopy like the best of them.
Clark: Did you see Tess yesterday?
Lois: Beats me, all I remember is touching that rock, having some "arabian night" acid trip and waking up very confused.
Clark: It was a pretty intense hallucination, even for you.
Lois: So I passed out, just like that?
Clark: It was probably a blood-sugar thing. Lois, the best part about you living at the farm is I can keep an eye on you.
Lois: Yeah, about that... Change of plans. Nothing against you. It's just that this raise means I can afford a place, you know, without farm animals.
Clark: Does this have anything to do with the hallucination you had?
Lois: Yeah right, it was a dream. It's called make-believe. What other reality stars you as my knight in shining armor?
Clark: I was your knight in shining armor?
Lois: Like I said, "crazy"
#38. Plastique
Lois: Well, big points for punctuality, Smallville. But what's with the wardrobe malfunction?
Clark: What? This is a nice shirt.
Lois: Human resources is gonna be down here any minute, and you do not want to meet them looking like...the brawny lumberjack. Hold on.
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Clark: Don't tell me I have to wear a tie.
Lois: Always dress for success. No time for the men's room. Let's change in here.
Clark: Lois, a phone booth is not exactly priv-
Lois: Burning daylight hours, Clark! Change! Lucky for you it's a slow news day and I was at my desk. Otherwise, you could have spent your entire career being nicknamed "farm boy" or "flannel man." Trust me, news can be brutal. You do not want to bomb on your first day.
Clark: So, how do I look?
Lois: ... Good.
#37.Stiletto
Lois: When am I gonna learn that a wild-goose chase for a story usually ends with a rotten egg?
[Phone rings]
Lois: Hello?
Clark/RBB: Is this Lois Lane,the reporter?
Lois: Who wants to know?
Clark/RBB: This is the Red-Blue Blur.
Lois: Yeah, right. How do I know you're not some deep throat wannabe with a lot of time on his creepy hands?
Clark/RBB: Look down. I received your letter, Miss Lane.
Lois: Call me Lois... If you want. And while we're at it, do you want to weigh in on the whole "Red-Blue Blur" thing? Because it's kind of a mouthful on this end.
Clark/RBB: I think there's probably a better name out there. And if there's anyone who can find it, it's you, Miss Lane.
Lois: I'll put my best men on it. And by "men," I mean me because I work in the basement and employ pretty much no one, unless you count my intern. I'm sorry. I'm rambling.
Clark/RBB: You're nervous.
Lois: Can you read my mind? Who am I kidding? It's Saturday night, and I hightailed it down here because I have one obsession right now, and it's you. And when you didn't respond to my skywriting, I just...
Clark/RBB: It was a nice one, by the way.
Lois: Between you and me, I could use a little work on that subtle thing.
Clark/RBB: You know there's nothing wrong with taking your job seriously.
Lois: There is when you don't know who you'd be without it.
Clark/RBB: Something tells me you know yourself better than you think. Lois, you're a great reporter... All on your own. You don't need a hero or some gimmick to make a headline.
Lois: Thanks. My editor would kill me, but... I don't want this story. What I've really been wondering is... What is it that you need? I mean, you've dedicated your life to a city full of strangers.And I'm not saying that I know what it's like to be a hero, but... Even the fastest blur in the world can't outrun loneliness. I guess what I'm saying is... If you ever want to talk... Totally off the record... I'm only a phone call away.
Clark/RBB: I'll keep that in mind. And, Lois... When I'm ready to tell the world my secret, you'll be the first to know.
#36.Bride
Clark: Lois, how are you holding up?
Lois: Jimmy's in bad shape
Clark: The nurse said they had him stabilized.
Lois: But he's not out of the woords. He has severe internal bleeding. They're medevacing him to Star City, to one of the country's top surgeons. I'm gonna go with him. I'll stay there until I hear from... Chloe. Why did this have to happen to her? Why do these terrible things keep happening all around us?
Clark: I promise, we're gonna get Chloe back.
Lois: What if we can't?
#35. Infamous
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#34. Hex
#33. Toxic
#32. Bride
Jimmy's Friend: Be yourselves and just speak from the heart
Clark: Jimmy, Chloe. I can't tell you how happy I am the two of you found each other you're very lucky to be together. Look, your wedding day's gonna be perfect, I'm gonna make sure of it.
Lois: Stop hogging the spotlight, Smallville. Hey cous, you know that I love you, and I wish you and Jimmy long and happy years together. And remember what the General always says: "Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy". You can edit out the last part, right?
Clark: Lois!
Lois: I told him
#31. Identity
Jimmy: Wait a minute. Did I just hear you give Clark Kent a compliment?
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