My breath smells like fish.

Thanks Jess.

Dear diary,

Today Jess touched my hoo hoo.

And then it was stricken with rigor mortis... as in, I got hard. Harder than you could ever imagine.

She has a nice warm mouth.

I mean...

Love Aleks.

And it's from Jess. It's all sore and red. Boo.

But still, I love the girl.

Jess has a lovely hoo hoo.

I was going to update with something incredibly meaningful, but I have nothing to say.

I'll condense:

+ The gym makes me sore
+ Jess makes me hot
+ We're having some sort of family get together
+ Summer's doing henna on everyone
+ I'm not getting henna-ed
+ My foot hurts

I want to get out of the house, away from crazy relatives.

Just rising from the lj-grave to tell you all that I am indeed alive.

As is Jess. And her hoo hoo.

SKUNK!

I miss Jessie, she's off sexing up the UK, when she should be here, sexing up myself.

I can't wait to touch see her again.

Jess is still in a bit of pain because of her gall bladder :( and so now I am in sympathy pain. I accidentally rain into the side of the bench and my hip hurts, so we'll both be in pain together.

If Jess goes away to see Daniel with Avie and meets Sean... I'll cry! I can't compete with a Scottish guy with that last name ( Read more... )

Jess and I are still alive, never fear, I'm taking care of your little sister.

We're about to go for a drive.

See ya!