Today on my lunch break i sat down to have a chat with Drunk ED. Drunk ED is an older man of about 35-45 and his cognitive functions are noticably hindered by his rampant alcoholism. He tried to tell me he needed something for 5 minutes but couldn't get the words out so i tried helping him out by guessing 'you need a drink' and.. yep.. i was right ( Read more... )

i just shaved my dad's head. those who know my dad may realize why thats blog worthy. i do have a good relationship with him but not an affectionate one by any means. i remember hugging him maybe 3 times in my life and one of which was when i 'came out'. i used to shake his hand goodnight when i was little. hes not emotionally distant, really, i ( Read more... )

When my mother was 14 she can recall eating at the table with her family. she remembers making a comment during the usual dinner time banter and being back-handed across the face by her father. the blow was so harsh, her head bounced off the kitchen wall and she was blinded. several minutes passed before her vision slowly came back to her. this was ( Read more... )

so i came home this mornin.. moms asleep.. sisters asleep.. and dad has just finished building my new computer. i named him *Edgar and just witnessed his first boot up. the shell has one side thats a window so i can watch the dustbunnies inside my comp as i poke about the internet and play doom. pops says its got super sweet stuff inside too. ( Read more... )

dude.. i dont think any siblings have as much stupid fun as me and my sister.. ya know the things you and ur siblings do thats just funny to you? like for example.. my sister started to say " and in the words of MachineHead.." but before she could finish the sentence, i laid out a wicked fart in the place of her pause. and ya know.. its not that ( Read more... )

iv been doin fill in work for my buddy Jimmy Lee the past couple nights cleaning the french riviera spas. i worked for him a couple years back and lemme just say... that has got to be the worst job in the world. not many people i know have jobs that are actually laborous (except my father, who works in the sun building shit hours a day) but man.. ( Read more... )

i look at you, my secret lover ( Read more... )

people wonder why i sleep so much.
but if u think about it.. dreaming is like going to the movies for free while wearing ur pajamas.
so i sleep to save money.
theres ur answer.

we will fly to all the moons
and build dust castles across the sky
i will carry u across the ocean
so your face will always be dry
one day we will be together
with wings of gold to take flight
so we can burn up inside the sun
and live forever as the light

mom : sharon u need to get up and do something.. u are so undisciplined.. i know ur depressed but..
me : oh no.. im not depressed.. im just really lazy.
mom : oh.

heh heh heh.. times like these i cherish.