So here's the scoop fools ( Read more... )

I bet you want my yummies, I bet you thought about it ( Read more... )

Dearest Molly Bates ( Read more... )

I hear that Jaime is coming home tonight. I also hear my family watching "Napoleon Dynamite" in the other room. Yes, watch it all, ladies ( Read more... )

I hope this can become a coherent entry, because alcohol still holds on my brain. I have some studying to do, but it must wait. I also have to pack my shit and move to Cowden, but that is not right now, I guess ( Read more... )

With my X-mas break, I intend to take a lot of the photos for my first photo book project. Here is the concept: All of my friends are celebrities, I make up their personalities, and I take their portraits. I'm going to take them all with my camera, a few with Jessica's (when I can get it), and they shall be in black-and-white. I will touch some of ( Read more... )

So, I will be moved to another dormitory (Cowden) and there I shall endure 24 hours of quiet, all the honors kids, and ugly bitches. Ah ( Read more... )

My dearest Lizzie ( Read more... )

I went to a kegger this weekend, and I was hoping to get away from it all, but instead Andy was there, and fucking trashed; insisting on hugging me/falling down the stairs all night ( Read more... )

OK, so this is the motherfucking remix, motherfuckers. Let me let you in on a little secret. I was arrested for possession of Marijuana and Paraphernalia (as misdemeanors...[crossing myself]). That's one fucking thing. Then, since it happened in my dorm-room...(ALEX, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!) I've been evicted from all the residence halls on campus... ( Read more... )