I'm such an awesome person when I don't have to deal with work, but as soon as I get here or start talking about this shithole, I turn into a frothing, bitter mess.
SOMEONE PLEASE
HELP ME RAISE MY CHILD SO I CAN QUIT KTHX. EVERY DOLLAR IS ONE STEP CLOSER TO ME TELLING MY SOUL-STIFLING JOB, 'TTYN, SAVING THE WORLD.'