By the way, my phone shit the bed.  I really hate the phrase "shit the bed" but it is so necessary sometimes.  Anyway, if I had your phone number, it's unlikely that I have it now and if you want me to have it, give it to me.  Just delete the comment immediately after posting and I'll get it, but no one else will.

I listened to that song "I've Got the Power" this morning and it felt pretty good. And then that EMF song "Unbelievable" came on and reminded me of riding in the back seat of my sister's Nissan 200sx changing out tapes in the jam box while cruising the strip. And then, The Devil Went Down to Georgia and I followed him with my hips as best I could ( Read more... )

Elizabeth ripped her pants today.

A very important and serious thing happened today. Draw near ( Read more... )

I made a nice sign for outside my office door. The one that had been there read "LAW CLERK DEPT." It was written in bold letters with blue magic marker. My new sign was printed from Microsoft Word and kicks the old sign's ass. I still doubt that anyone will read the sign prior to asking me some annoying question under the assumption that I am ( Read more... )

All Terrain Vehicles

"But my mother expressly told me that I COULD NOT ride your 4-wheeler."  My eyes moved to Stephanie's mother who seemed to be encouraging me to disobey my mother's orders.  Stephanie continued to insist, and her mother confirmed, that she was a safe driver and had never flipped a 4-wheeler.  I searched the clothes I had taken ( Read more... )

For answers to the questions she asks herself at night. Here are the questions I sometimes ask myself at night ( Read more... )

Last night we made gorditas with vegetable crumbles, black beans, cheese, red peppers and various sauces. I love gorditas, but the vegetable crumbles only increase the potential for dangerous flatulence. Good think I have a door to my office ( Read more... )

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