I NEED ADVICE.

I saw a woman today purchasing Star Jones Reynolds's "Shine" at the bookstore today.

What was the proper response?

How do you have a sane political argument with your very Republican parents, who honestly believe that we're in Iraq to free the Iraqi people, and that Abu Ghraib was "intimidation, not torture?"

I really could use some informed opinion on this.

IF YOU HAVING GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE

HIT ME!

OK, I don't like to just get on LJ to rant. I try to keep a level head, to not let things bother me too much. But this one thing in particular just FILLS ME WITH UMBRAGE, and I will tell you what it is: the song "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas. A sample of the lyrics:

Cause of my humps my hump my hump my hump ( Read more... )

my internet is not working. someone might as well chop off my arm!

not really, but it is insanely frustrating and more or less ruining my life. i've caught up a little on everyone's lives while at home, and it sounds like you're all having fabulous times at college/being employed/being a complete and utter bum like me.

i'm fine!

I got a nose job today ( Read more... )

I am back.

In other news, I am a hot mess.

I leave on a roadtrip to Tafton, PA in 10 hours and I'm not done packing.

But anyway, that's where I'll be for the next 3 months, so if you get all crankypants and "Why isn't she paying attention to me," don't delete me from your friends list. I'm probably wiping snot off some 8 year old's nose, so pour one out on the curb for my dignity.BYEEEE

for jenzer1. "shiksa goddess"-last five years ( Read more... )

I have another serious topic to breach.

Ugly pants.

Specifically, these ugly pants:


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