So Ayn Rand and Ringo Starr are duking it out on this salad dish. Now, they're little tiny things, the size of two grasshoppers, alright?, and they're just going at it like two little Kassim Ouma GI Joes some kind of furious Raging Bull meets Toy Story, alright ( Read more... )

I would knock on her door, look into her deep eyes, tell her that I love her, that after two years if she was in any bind I would drop anything, give her everything she needed, that all she would have to do is call me, after two years of no calls at all. I could no sooner remove the mark of her love on my soul than a hot iron brand from my dermis. ( Read more... )

My stomach, I arched my back, felt . . . pain? As if my internal organs could be terminally evacuated in molten pleasure out of my body. I rolled to one side. Said emptily, "that was incredible ( Read more... )

Sometimes when I see a really, really beautiful girl in a movie or picture, I kiss the pixels.

i Would leave this body and vanish into a rhythm forever.
Stay.

A certain number of things in this life I have figured out. That's the woman I'm looking for.

The Beatles.

I wanna give this feeling to other people one day.

If I contribute one thing to this life, can that be it?

I promise to work as hard as I can.

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well-fed caffeinated and blueberry-connected and having just sharpshot my last final of the term I run what seems like hundreds of miles at the best treadmill in Ratner rapping aloud to Blueprint 2 (h-o v a) a sensation of incredible relief alighting all my senses I feel like I have cheated defeat and made good on a fortune of old-bankrolled karma ( Read more... )

Wish I could take finals at the start of each term. There's a strong counter-placebo effect to human psychology. Imagine if a doctor tells you you've got 4 months to live; your chances of being fatally hit by a car or falling from a bridge must quadruple. For the same reason I always believed that all fact began as fiction, when I noticed after ( Read more... )

As excited as I am about working on my "BA", making an original contribution to my field, capitalizing on my Core training, submitting to an academic journal, &c; a part of me wants to buy a Nintendo Wii and participate in re-imagining my life circa grammar school ( Read more... )