Unfortunately I have to come to grips with the fact that this livejournal is not what it once was. Once a glorious livejournal, I hardly post anymore, and I would like to give it a proper burial. So this is it, my livejournal is officially retired. I will leave all of the posts up for everyone to read, but I will no longer be posting anything ( Read more... )

[discussing which song is better]
Justin: Robocop is gonna be huge, just watch.
Me: I dunno man, I kinda like that Heartless song better.
Justin: Well I mean I'm not gonna hate on that song.
Me: Weren't you just hating on it? Didn't you say 'that song is wack'?
Justin: It is wack man. That whole thing is wack.

My old nanny facebook messaged me this picture:


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[A Bud Light Lime commercial comes on]
McCoy: I bet that tastes like Bud Light... with a little lime

[Walking through Boston Common]

Jenna: [Stops walking, turns... genuinely excited] OMG!!!!!!! A SQUIRREL!!!

[Brian walks in]
Me: What's crackalatin?
Brian: [confused] ...My ear hasn't been to the streets I don't know what that means.

Hey guys... my buddy Kevin Lang is in a band, and they are one of a few that have a chance to open for Cold Play this summer when they come to Boston ( Read more... )

Jessie: Can I use your fan?
Me: Ya.
Jessie: [turns the fan to her and turns it on... completely serious] See the trick is not to get your hair caught in it.

Me: [on the phone with Emilio's Pizza, who is a landlord believe it or not] Are your units at 90 Warrenton leaded or deleaded ( Read more... )

Me: Are you guys excited for the Belmont Stakes today?
Devlin: What time is it?
Me: Five o'clock.
Devlin: Oh I'm gonna miss it.
Me: Why?
Devlin: I dunno...