It's not really a snow day, but more of a bitter cold day.

If Fentown had a hizznouse, it certainly would be in it at this juncture.  Not that that would be all that prudent, so don't get me wrong.

But if something is a hizznouse, then can't it be itself?  Am I wrong here?

Chicks only dig guys with sweet skills.

Sometimes I wish I had skills.  Apparently napping while standing up, doing the Rubik's Cube, catching the soap before it hits the ground in the shower, and extended procrastination are not skills that are valued by the chicks of the world today.

Picky sons(daughters?) - a - bchs.

I don't want anybody else.

When I think about you I touch myself (I touch myself).

Went to Colorado for el breako.  It was a super time.  Amtrak is a great experience.  The new Bond movie IS that good.

My brother is insane, but you probably already knew that.  Insanity can be a good relief.  A good time was had by all.

I believe that the thumbs up and the salute are underused.  We need to bring them back.

I was pondering recently, and I came to this question, one which I doubt that I have been the first person to wonder (on the contrary, I do believe it is a quite common perhaps-ism).

If Charles Shultz hadn't died, how long do you think it would have taken him to have Charlie and Lucy consummate their illegitimate relationship?

It's quite clearly on ( Read more... )

No me gusta el sujeto.

I may have been a little bit surprised.  But only a little.

Baby, it's bad out there.
No cab to be had out there.