There is no "ck" in the term (or action) to "flip" one off.  For sho.

Also - the popular bluner "I could care less" used today by so many of our population is, in fact, incorrect.  If a person could care less, one can reasonably assume that  there is definitely some caring going on.  That is not the lowest amount of caring, thereby rendering the ( Read more... )

As the wind whistled past the car, the excitement mounted to great heights inside of me. With the Colorado Rockies growing ever nearer to our small convoy, every mile seemed like a second and an eternity simultaneously. The many new sights, sounds, and smells I witnessed assured me that this was going to be the greatest trip my 17 year-old self had ( Read more... )

Have you ever had one of those things where you didn't talk to somebody for a long time, then all of the sudden you bump into them and try to force a conversation?

That's nice.  Must have been strange.

This, however, is an entirely different form of strange.  It begins like this...(fade to mist).

The other night (that being, of course, tonight), I was ( Read more... )

My title has been turned into a work of art, if you care to visit the site.  I swear it wasn't my doing.

Kill all the Gohffers on the course.

This journal is much more alive than the others, to tell the truth.

Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.

Peace out, playa!

Snakes (or "s-words") are very frightening things.  However, most people think of them as frightening as a result of their natural habit of biting.  This thought is totally off base, and the idea needs to be corrected immediately.

S-words (or sabers, if you will) are scary because they move around without any legs.  HOW THE HECK CAN THEY DO IT?

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I think that everybody should live with but one goal in mind: to find a "Smile 'n' Nod Barbie" to marry.

~Tommy Ralston

Yesterday (last night) I went bowling with my brothers.  Long story short, I'm not very good at bowling ( Read more... )