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[alexrodriguez]

I am American League player of the month. So for all of you who are baseball illiterate, that means I am the best. I mean they think I'm only the best for this month but I'm the best for all months, they just don't want to go giving everyone more reasons to hate me. None of you might think this is all that great but are you American League player

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[taralipinski]

four days.

[alexrodriguez]

I KNOW ALJGALJGLAJFALDJG

[seyfrieda]

faslkfj; four days, wow congratulations Alex.

[alexrodriguez]

I KNOW. THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pressly_jaime]

can you please go home you are getting on my nerves

[alexrodriguez]

No, but Derek said I could sleep in the middle and listen to him rap to the baby.

[taralipinski]

you are the best for all months, don't you hear the fans chanting MVP at yankee stadium? they love you. i am very proud of you, that is why i got your self portrait tatooed on my chest. i am going to shove pom poms down carl's throat and then we will be rival squads and act out scenes from bring it on

[alexrodriguez]

yes but outside of yankee stadium hardly anyone agrees. i just wanted to make sure everyone knew that this was a proven fact. YOU GOT A TATTOO? lmao girl you crazy. what a fine tattoo though. lmfaoo i hope you do that tomorrow i'm looking forward to it

[taralipinski]

whatev, that is such lies. i actually got a group of people together, we started a religion based on you, and we printed out little handouts and we have been traveling the country spreading the good word about you. we have actually gotten quite a following going for you. of course i am planning on doing that tomorrow, i keep seeing pictures of him on the bench and it's pissing me off, i am going to bring it.

boo tennis and everything that has anything to do with tennis. hova will never get here, especially if beyonce is here and that can't even convince his ass to get here, we have no hope. it's hopeless, we mine as well delete right now.

what a great way to wake up in the morning, i hope you watched it at the jeter residence and turned the volume up on the tv all of the way. you are so cute. i really wish they would play that song when he comes out to do his warmups. i think i am going to hijack the sound booth tomorrow night and GIVE YOU SOME NEW FUCKING PLATE MUSIC MR. ENCORE DO YOU WANT MORE.

I LOVE YOU THE MOST. :-*

[alexrodriguez]

well you see i didn't know that up until this very moment so now that i do i will no longer complain and try and make people understand that i am the best. how sweet of you to do that. oh you bring it girl, i've got your back.

i know for real, i dont strongly dislike tennis and the noises they make. maybe one day i can convince him in the form of cash flow. thats okay, we'll leave that up to yulia.

i did and i figured out a way for it to play on all tvs in the house without being able to have the channel changed. it was amazing. i know they love having me as a guest i can just feel it. you are cuter. lmfao okay please do i've been asking them to change it but they've turned down every mc hammer song i ask for.

YOU WON LAST TIME I WIN THIS TIME. I LOVE YOU THE MOST :-*

[dsjeter]

Whatever, I'm up for Man of the Year.

I hope you enjoyed the party, it was a good freaking time.

[alexrodriguez]

I am American League Player of the month.

I did enjoy my party aside from when you made the strippers come in. You are the best best man ever.