If you watched the game today and had the stomach to sit through it, I applaud you. If you didn't, applaud yourself because there wasn't much to witness unless you're an Angel fan. In which case when you're done feel free to take your own life ( Read more... )

I figured it's about that time since Tara was probably ready to force me anyway. Besides, I made history tonight and thats enough to fuel the thinking process for an update from me. Tara says I make history in bed every night but this time it was all because of baseball. I hit my 47th homer off Daniel Cabrera to not only tie the game, but to break ( Read more... )

It's been a week since I've last updated and my only excuse is that my wife enjoys my peen far too much for me to write a significant update. You all bought that? Alright good, because it's the truth ( Read more... )

Last night Tara and I decided to sleep next to the wall last night so we could pretend we were still together. I have a hard enough time falling asleep without her next to me as it is, but seeing as what was going to happen today, my body was just not in shutdown mode. We stayed up as late as everyone else could possibly handle and then eventually ( Read more... )

I am American League player of the month. So for all of you who are baseball illiterate, that means I am the best. I mean they think I'm only the best for this month but I'm the best for all months, they just don't want to go giving everyone more reasons to hate me. None of you might think this is all that great but are you American League player ( Read more... )

Tara and I were talking the other day about our wedding and how quickly the time was going by. She got a little dramatic and stood up and declared that 30 more days was too long to wait and that she was going to call off the wedding. If I didn't have a relationship of a little bit over a year with her and didn't know her like the back of my hand, I ( Read more... )

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