Who doesn't love bacon potato cheddar soup? It's so good, it's probably what God's sperm tastes like.

Also, Ms. Pacman turned 25 on the 18th. Let's hear it for that hussy.


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Good lord. I just cut the biggest fart. It felt like Krakatoa was going off in my pants, and completely distracted me from writing anything relevant here.

My hard drive just popped. It literally jumped an inch in the air. Now it's dead.

So I apparently slept through a fire alarm at 3:00 a.m. early this morning.

http://uhh4d.blogspot.com/2006/08/rap-lyrics-translated-rapping-for.html

I have come to one very important conclusion.

Ronnie James Dio is better than you.

alexz721: I think it's time that you and I fight to the death, Stuffness.
Stuffness: Fool - we're in a Canadian channel.
Stuffness: You stand no chance.
Stuffness: I draw my power from the ambient Canadianness
alexz721: I usurp your power drawing techniques.
Stuffness: Well alright, if you- *SUPER MAPLE SYRUP BEAVER TOONIE ATTACK*
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Went to Carlos' place today for a barbeque/beach party type deal. At some point during the day, we decided to get ice cream. Upon getting to the ice cream parlor, we discovered that none of the three cars had Carlos in them. Boy, did we feel dumb.

Had an awesome time on Friday night. The band played a show at the Plan B Cafe. It went pretty well. My voice was awesome, but I still fucked up The Trooper, because well, Bruce Dickinson is a god when it comes to singing. If I could sing like him, well, I could pretty much join any metal band I wanted ( Read more... )

I lost seven pounds today thanks to a stomach virus.

I don't know whether to be happy or angry about that.