If you stare at static long enough, NOTHING HAPPENS, YOU FOOL

BLAM BLAM DIDDY BLAM A WOMP BOMP A BOMPITY BOMP CRASH

So I'm watching Smallville for no particular reason, and Clark's in space for no particular reason stopping a nuclear missile. Cut to a later scene, where he's all burned. Apparently, he went through reentry. So why are his clothes not burned off? Huh?

Man.

A man who broke into a high school, stole a schoolgirl’s swimsuit and then defecated in it as he pranced around wearing the garment has been arrested, police said ( Read more... )

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I really know that I shouldn't laugh at this, but when two people try to escape a tornado in a pickup truck and get hurled 75 yards into a PROPANE TANK, it just brings a smile to my face.

People are updating livejournals! I gotta get in on this craze!

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I find it ridiculous that I can consume twice the amount of food in half the time that both my parents can.

I'm some kind of inverse eating machine!

Notice how I make a clever observation having nothing to do with the previous sentence!

Baleen is quite a humorous word!