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Quality, not quantity, you say? Balderdash! I submit to you that this journal is both quantity and quality!

Ray Charles was blind!

If you are both a solipsist and a hedonist, you're probably just pleasuring yourself.

OH SNAP HIGHBROW HUMOR

I shall now do an interpretive dance mocking you. But it's okay, because you can't see it, and I get to wear a series of funny hats.

Once upon a time, a story that started with the phrase, "Once upon a time" was invented. But the phrase "and they all lived happily ever after" was not yet invented, and wouldn't be for some time, and so the people in that story died a fiery death at the hands of cannibals ( Read more... )

I just somehow managed to drop a spoon into the toilet. Don't ask how. Peanut butter was involved.

I don't want to take people down to Kokomo. I want to take people down to Venus. Then, as they stare in awe out over the beautiful landscape, they can say, "Why the hell didn't you pack me a space suit?!" and melt into funny colors.

So there was this one time I decided to murder the sun with explosives, but then I realized that the sun is exploding all the time!

Oh man, was my face red.