[%] You eat a cookie. A small note has been baked into it. It reads: Flying saucers on occasion Show themselves to human eyes. Aliens fume, put off invasion While they brand these tales as lies ( Read more... )

Well... I haven't been able to find Meygan and Cyrus today, so I can't post about them. I guess I should say something in regards to my own life... That's what journals are for, right? D: Right ( Read more... )

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Internet relationships between the young and mindless are such a great source of amusement to me. I don't even talk in this one and its still fucking funny ( Read more... )

I'm on the character 'The God Allah ( Read more... )

OWWWWWW. MY CRANIUM! X(

I was thinking today. Wouldn't it seriously suck to have a name like Rose Myst or something (I'm pulling this out of my ass, plz) to always get retarded whispers that were meant for Rose. I haven even used my awesomely special new ROSE ACCOUNT. I'm so excited about it though. Really. I cn send people... whatever and shit now. :) Who wouldn't be ( Read more... )

You say, " help me plz. :( My dad is on fire ( Read more... )

[ You whisper "Aliamani is hot guy." to devilz chick ( Read more... )

I've totally lost the plot of reality since I become a nocturnal. It was only when I heard Aaron at work talking about turning the resteraunt into a bomb shelter that I asked questions and found out war has been declared. I can't remember the last time I watched TV. My life consists of work, sleep, drugs and my boy. I try to spend as much time with ( Read more... )